One smash patty with a little Je ne sais quios coming right up.

by Lakeveloute

45 Comments

  1. Not surprising someone who uses that word also draws pentagrams for fun

  2. Visible-Lion-1757

    As a sandwich architect, I personally do cursive squiggles down a hoagie or a spiral on a bun.
    It’s fun for me because I was a pizza cook and it’s heavily reminiscent of saucing techniques.

  3. jeanleonino

    This post has potential if shared in the correct groups

  4. ShreksBloomingOnion

    A nice even, schmear. Sometimes a smiley face if i’m feeling frisky.

  5. IcariusFallen

    Remember, the worst time of year for a dyslexic satanist is December. One botched Hail Santa, and you’ll be making toys in the north pole for all eternity.

  6. joostadood526

    Oh you said the word… Only thing worse than someone who says sando is someone who gets utterly PISSED that you said it.

  7. FocusIsFragile

    Pretzel bun of death, monarch to the kingdom of the dead!

  8. mc_curtis10

    Ayy, that’s optimal! You get sauce in every bite. At least that’s what I tell people when I do that

  9. FartMcboofin

    If I got time it’s usually a dick. why lie?

  10. forumbot757

    I like to go back-and-forth hotdog style, but I will be switching to this new method

  11. TheElderBong

    I worked at an arbys for a short time. Every Sunday, the milkshakes got a lovely pentagram of chocolate sauce 😋

  12. Have you tried spinning? I hear it’s a good trick.

  13. Nah that’ll create air pockets and your buns gonna pop off. Just a WW for max adhesion.

  14. PotentialIdiotSorry

    ![gif](giphy|d48u14j8oxXkBprq|downsized)

    Spiral kiwi method

  15. chefgoldblum11

    In the shape of a W for “whazzzuuuup!”

  16. Bubbly-Sir1148

    I can taste that gluten free bun. I can smell it in the microwave. I can feel. It. In. My. Hands.

  17. Reminds me of Gary. Chanted HATE HATE HATE on every pulled pork sammich.

  18. mcflurvin

    Spiral until the day I die. *Junji ito intensifies*

  19. Equivalent-Fan-1362

    ![gif](giphy|sIy41dCu4ir7hI7lo8)

    I tend to use the uzumaki method

  20. hammyhammchammerson

    This the kind of shit I see the right winged getting worked up about .

    I’m concerned my burger from Apple Bees is coming with satanic imagery, and that’s not right.

  21. Old_Lobster_2371

    Seen coworkers do this, you do know that the pentagram was used originally to ward off evil spirits, right? Not to summon them, but to keep them away.

  22. kanegaskhan

    Sometimes I write FUCK YOU in spicy mayo on the inside of a sushi roll

  23. Federal-Alps-2776

    The personal Jenny say kwah is always a must 🤌

  24. A foul word of my choosing was the goto. You have to give a little drizzle over it, so the guest doesn’t know that it’s made with hate.

  25. metalguy91

    People who say sando wipe back to front and don’t eat the crust of their sandwich.

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